Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes 

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'

Funny Birthday Quotes 

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Funny Birthday Quotes 

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.There is still no cure for the common birthday.